{"id":96,"date":"2017-07-24T21:00:55","date_gmt":"2017-07-24T19:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kajoa.de\/cgi-bin\/weblog_basic\/index.php?p=95"},"modified":"2017-07-24T21:00:55","modified_gmt":"2017-07-24T19:00:55","slug":"telefonspammer-mich-hats-erwischt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ioex.de\/?p=96","title":{"rendered":"Telefonspammer&#8230; mich hat es erwischt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Na toll!<br \/>\nDa ruft so &#8217;ne Nummer an (06990720120, 24.07.2017, 19:07) und bringt mich tats\u00e4chlich dazu, zwei mal hintereinander &#8222;Ja&#8220; zu sagen.<br \/>\nZuerst sagt der zu meinem Kind, ob &#8222;irgendein Erwachsener da w\u00e4re&#8220;. Ich nehm das Telefon und der fragt mich, ob ich am Wochenende die &#8222;Real-Werbung&#8220; erhalten h\u00e4tte und dann, ob ich in &#8222;$StrasseHausnummer&#8220; wohnen w\u00fcrde.<br \/>\nUnd ich Depp sag zweimal &#8222;ja&#8220;, laut und deutlich.<br \/>\nVermutlich werde ich jetzt irgendwann demn\u00e4chst von irgendwem eine Rechnung \u00fcber X-Fantastilliarden erhalten, weil ich damit nat\u00fcrlich den Vertrag f\u00fcr T\u00e4glich-Ein-Lebender-Hummer abgeschlossen haben&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh mann&#8230; ich k\u00f6nnte mich!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na toll! Da ruft so &#8217;ne Nummer an (06990720120, 24.07.2017, 19:07) und bringt mich tats\u00e4chlich dazu, zwei mal hintereinander &#8222;Ja&#8220; zu sagen. Zuerst sagt der zu meinem Kind, ob &#8222;irgendein [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_EventAllDay":false,"_EventTimezone":"","_EventStartDate":"","_EventEndDate":"","_EventStartDateUTC":"","_EventEndDateUTC":"","_EventShowMap":false,"_EventShowMapLink":false,"_EventURL":"","_EventCost":"","_EventCostDescription":"","_EventCurrencySymbol":"","_EventCurrencyCode":"","_EventCurrencyPosition":"","_EventDateTimeSeparator":"","_EventTimeRangeSeparator":"","_EventOrganizerID":[],"_EventVenueID":[],"_OrganizerEmail":"","_OrganizerPhone":"","_OrganizerWebsite":"","_VenueAddress":"","_VenueCity":"","_VenueCountry":"","_VenueProvince":"","_VenueState":"","_VenueZip":"","_VenuePhone":"","_VenueURL":"","_VenueStateProvince":"","_VenueLat":"","_VenueLng":"","_VenueShowMap":false,"_VenueShowMapLink":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ioex.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ioex.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ioex.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ioex.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ioex.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ioex.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ioex.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ioex.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ioex.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}